Jilted John by JILTED JOHN
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I've been goin out with a girl, her name is Julie
But one night she said to me while we were watching telly
This is what she said
She said listen John I love you, but there's this guy I fancy
I don't want to two time you so it's the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I aked her, Gordon she replied
Not that puff I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried
He's more of a man than you'll ever be
Here we go 2 3 4
I was so upset that I cried
All the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon sitting at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, yeah Julie
And they were both laughing at me
Oh she is cruel and heartless
To pack me for Gordon
Just 'cos he's better looking than me
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy
But I know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Here we go 2 3 4
Oh she's a slag, and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
He thinks he's tough, she is a bitch
He is a puff yeah yeah
It's not fair yeah yeah
It's not fair, yeah yeah
It's not fair
I'm so upset
I'm so upset, I'm so upset
Yeah yeah
I ought to smash his face in
Yeah but he's bigger than me inee
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him
He'd flatten him
Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's inee
Oh well, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care, 'cos she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap