Bad Babysitter by PRINCESS SUPERSTAR
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Ok honey, now the name of the restaurant and my cellfone number are on the refridgerator
Uh huh
Don't be afraid to call if you need anything.
Now have Josh in bed by Nine
Huh
Mmm nine thirty at the latest
Now there's soda & chips in the kitchen
Yeah
Atari & DVD player, and I think there's some board games in the closet
Oh yeah
Oh but one thing, just be good
Okay
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower,
Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower,
Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too
And a hot Jew, Mr.Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out
Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons?
HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late,
go make me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera
I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah
Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
REPEAT CHORUS
Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament
Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny!
Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid
REPEAT CHORUS
Daddy just came back "Gee Mister W your wife sure looks bad"
Oh it must've been the drink she had. We drank some Mai Tai's, watched Highlife ripped off her thigh highs
That's too much infromation I need a ride
Oh, let's take the Benz
That's the coolest car I've ever seen
How old are you again, I forget nineteen ?
Yeah like in 4 more years
Oh one time, could you please show me one of those nice cheers
Wooo, have you been working out ?
No doubt, here's the house
You wanna come in ? We got this awesome new couch
Ouch! Stop it girl
Can't I get a little peek?
Naw girl, I'll take a raincheck and see ya next week
REPEAT CHORUS