Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) by THE WURZELS
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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
I threw my pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
Everyone's telling me that your avoiding me
Oh darling you've got something I need
And I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I've got 20 acres and you've got 43
And I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
I'll stick my Ewe out, give you all that you need
We'll have twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darling so give me your hand
But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land
REPEAT CHORUS
Cor, she's a lovely bit of stuff, an all
For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Pigs sleep in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime
REPEAT CHORUS
Weren't we a grand couple at that last worzle dance
I wore brand new gaiters and my corduroy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took of us holding hands
And I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Now that were both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Arghh, your a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get my hands on your land