Who The F--k Is Alice by SMOKIE ft CHUBBY BROWN
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"Hey Chubbs, there's a phone call for ya"
"who is it?"
"Alice".................."who the Fffffffu-k is Alice? "
Sally called and she got the word
she said I suppose you've heard?
'bout Alice (Alice is a disease Christopher Robin went
down with her didn't he?)
well I rushed to the window, I looked outside
and I could hardly believe my eyes
some big limousine moved up into Alice's drive
Chorus
oh I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fu-k is Alice)
24 years just waiting for a chance,
to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance
now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fu-k is Alice)
grew up together, 2 kids in the park
carved her initials deep in the bark
ma and Alice (Alice, Alice springs that's in Australia isn't it)
now she walks through the door with her head held high
well just for a moment I caught her eye
as the big limousine pulls slowly out of Alice's drive
Chorus
Sally called back to see how I felt
she said I know how to help, get over Alice
she said now Alice is gone, but I'm still here
y'know I've been waiting for 24 years
then the big limousine disappeared
(limousine, yeah oh thanks lads, cheers I'll just walk)
Chorus
C'mon now all together, wooh
I can't hear ya, one more time
cause I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
"so Chubby, who is Alice"
"more to the point, who the f--k is Sally?
because she's at the door "