The Bad Touch by THE BLOODHOUND GANG
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Ha ha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But, there are several other very important
differences between human beings & animals
that you should know about
Sweat baby sweat baby
Sex is a Texas trap me
Can you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you feel nuts
Yes I'm Sisco, yes I'm evil
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two hand touch
You want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered
Like my waffle house hash browns
Come a cook the Fedex, aborigine effects
Just like kooka cool sock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now
You & me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket
Like the lush catacombs of Egypt
Only god knows where we stuck it
Hyrogliphics let me be specific
I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Meets more crap than brasserie
So if I capsize on your fives high tide give me five
You sunk my battle ship
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee
With an automatic trip so show me yours
I'll show you mine two time
You'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggie style
So we can watch X-Files
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